The first name girl

What can I say, she's my butta, my depise(e), partner in crime, the one who shares my reign in being queen of the bitches, she's mi laluena.

We have technically known each other since middle school, well, known OF each other. The closest we got to actually holding a conversation was our freshmen year of high school when we found out that we had dated the same sleaze ball. I heard from a source that she was beyond surprised that I had talked to him, she said I deserved so much better. That should have been my first hint that we were going to be friends for life.

But sadly that was not the moment we became lovers. We became lovers randomly, instantly junior year of high school. We found each other amongst the prison, better known as our high school. It was the first week of school, lunch time, and we happened to sit next to each other. The rest is history.

We now share venting frenzies, heartbroken conversations of how we deal with bastards from our past, that we continually go back to, we share movie clips, crazy nights of hitch hiking through gated communities, being proud of Mary Jane, and conversations about the disappointing world we continually admit we live in, and cursing competitions.

More importantly we despise people equally as strong together. This lovely adventure began when a woman decided to repeatedly not smile at me when I passed her, grinning to maybe brighten her evening. She refused. So naturally I decided to tell mi laluena. Thats when we decided to start despising people. From that came the birth of the list, consisting of that woman, a man named speedy Gonzalez, and a S.F.H.( I leave that anonymous).

Not to mention that we declared ourselves during this same night the queens of the bitches. We fool people day in and day out. She treats people honestly, but they love her to death and constantly bother her. We are still trying to figure out why people won't leave her alone. While I am said to fool people in a different way, I fool with kindness, and turn on you when you least expect it. We honestly will hate on anyone and everyone in our path.

But if you met laluena, you would adore her. She is the truest friend I have, and my love for her is every growing. If seen from afar it may look as if we have lesbian tendencies, but it's just that sisterly love that couldn't be shaken from day one.

We sit in silence, and have the greatest of adventures, even while attending two different colleges...which might as well prove any person wrong that long distant relationships can't work. It's all about the effort lovelies.

Cheez-its, not regular, and white grape juice may be a favorite past time, and our hippie like tendencies are anything short from freakishly similar and my love of reading aloud to her from cosmopolitan is not even the half of it.

Needless to say, there is a reason we met, I think its because we are meant to rule the world.

stay tuned...

Here's to you mi laluena, trick ass hoe, hoe ass trick, you are someone I could not live without.

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